I'm telling you all right now. The Pens do not make the Playoffs with Mario wearing that Helmet. It is hideous. It makes him less than a man out there. It is hurting our Powerplay, because I'm sure I saw Langer and Kovy making fun of it while lining up for a faceoff.
Kovy: "Mario's helmet looks like a Walnut"
Langer: "I think it looks like a Turtle died on his head"
Kovy: "I'm not passing to him."
Langer: "I'm going to go Free Agent for sure now."
Kovy: "Mario's helmet looks like a Walnut"
Langer: "I think it looks like a Turtle died on his head"
Kovy: "I'm not passing to him."
Langer: "I'm going to go Free Agent for sure now."
Kovy: "He looks even goofier than Roszival now."
Langer: "If Morozov ever wears one, he'll instantly grow breasts inside his Nurse's Uniform."
Kovy: "I heard Morozov was Pregnant already."
Langer: "What are you talking about?"
Kovy: "Coach Kehoe said he missed all three periods last game."
Langer: "Okay, quiet, here comes our owner."
Mario: "What are you guys talking about"
Langer: "Positioning."
(giggles)