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I'm telling you all right now. The Pens do not make the Playoffs with Mario wearing that Helmet. It is hideous. It makes him less than a man out there. It is hurting our Powerplay, because I'm sure I saw Langer and Kovy making fun of it while lining up for a faceoff.

Kovy: "Mario's helmet looks like a Walnut"

Langer: "I think it looks like a Turtle died on his head"

Kovy: "I'm not passing to him."

Langer: "I'm going to go Free Agent for sure now."

Kovy: "He looks even goofier than Roszival now."

Langer: "If Morozov ever wears one, he'll instantly grow breasts inside his Nurse's Uniform."

Kovy: "I heard Morozov was Pregnant already."

Langer: "What are you talking about?"

Kovy: "Coach Kehoe said he missed all three periods last game."

Langer: "Okay, quiet, here comes our owner."

Mario: "What are you guys talking about"

Langer: "Positioning."

(giggles)
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