Fotboll

I hear there was a danger of this weekend's Premier League fixtures being postponed because of suspicious betting patterns.

Someone put a fiver on Spurs to win.

Andy Dunn, News of the world.

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HAHA fem pund :)

En till:

"When a groggy Vedran Corluka regained consciousness in the ambulance leaving the Britannia Stadium on Sunday he asked medical staff who he was. On being told he played football for Tottenham Hotspur he lapsed into a coma."