Fotboll

Bidrar med en historia som jag snappade opp på ett Liverpool forum !

Rafa benitez and the Liverpool team are having a chat in the dressing room before their match against Manchester Utd.
"Look guys, I know they're shite..", explains rafa, "but we have to play them to keep the FA happy".
"I'll tell you what..", pipes up Gerrard, "You guys go down the pub and I'll play them on my own, how does that sound?".
"Seems reasonable.", replies rafa and the other lads, and with that they all go down the pub and start playing pool. After an hour or so, Carra remembers the match and flicks to pub telly: Liverpool 1 (Gerrard 10min), Manchester Utd 0 - is the score line. Couple of minutes later they recheck the score and it is Liverpool 2 (Gerrard 11min), Manchester Utd 0 "- Confidently they resume their pool match for the next hour until switching back on the telly, the final score reads: Liverpool 2 Manchester Utd 1 (Giggs 89min).
"WHAT!!",they exclaim and run back to Anfield where they find stevie sitting in the dressing room with his head in his hands.
"What the *.!$% happened, Steve?", bellows Torres.
"Sorry lads", Gerrard replies, "Bloody ref sent me off in the 12thminute".

 Vad vore Fotboll utan rivalitet ? Ingenting förmodligen !

renen:

i dessa finanskriser blir man förvånad över vilka summor spelarna tjänar. Kaka skulle väl få 200 000 pund i veckan i real Madrid.

Hellre villa än silva, tror inte " vi " har råd med båda.