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Sv: Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005
A couple was on their honeymoon, laying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

"That's no big thing in this day and age," her husband replies.

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" he asks.

"Tiger Woods." replies his wife.

"Tiger Woods the golfer?" the husband asks. "Yeah. Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to go to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

"I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get some food," her husband replies.

"Tiger wouldn't do that," she says.

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"What are you doing?" she asks again.

"I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get some food," her husband responds.

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" he asks.

"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time," his wife replies.

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No," he responds. "I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what the par is for this hole!"

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