Albert Hall: Hmm, får väl se om den här är passande för ert lilla fredagssnack.
Three icehockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Jokerit fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.
The TPS fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the HIFK fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Jokerit cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the TPS cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the HIFK cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The HIFK fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a HIFK hat, I find an asshole."
Vilket av följande alternativ bör en klubb i SHL helst undvika?
Att försöka lura till sig andra klubbars talanger genom att i lönndom kontakta pojkar ända ned i 12-13-årsåldern?
37% (21)
Att offentliggöra information som i efterhand visar sig vara falsk och att klubben mycket väl visste om det när lögnerna spreds?
26% (15)
Att utse en lagkapten som offentligt proklamerat att han fuskar och gång efter annan visas bryta mot regler och stängas av?
21% (12)
Att vägra gratulera en vinnande motståndare och bara skylla förluster på domarna, tur eller att ens eget lag är "nedtränade" eller inte riktigt "ville vinna"?
Three icehockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Jokerit fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.
The TPS fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the HIFK fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Jokerit cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the TPS cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the HIFK cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The HIFK fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a HIFK hat, I find an asshole."