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MoDo Hockey

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Sv: MODO Hockey - HV 71 2008-02-02
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"Two cowboys and Chuck Norris were sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie.

A night of their tall tales begins.

The first cowboy says,
"I'm the meanest, toughest cowboy there is.
Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The second cowboy can't stand to be outdone.
"Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me.
I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp."

Chuck Norris remained silent, ......slowly stirring the coals with his penis."