Lumber Jack: Den här livekommentatorn på Guardians Tour de France sida är ju nästan lika bra som att höra Vacchi och Adamsson guida en genom en etapp.
"3.26pm: "Can you explain to me why Tour riders bother to have blood transfusions or to take extra testosterone when they will get caught?" asks Janice Morgan. "Or am I missing something here - do they sometimes manage to dupe the testing process?" I'm sure plenty of them manage to dupe the testing process, Janice, but seeing as I'm sitting outside my boss's office toking on a crack-pipe, you probably shouldn't ask me why they take so many risks. It's important to remember that these are men who choose to ride up the vast European mountain ranges for a living when they could get a job holding a sign pointing to "Subway" on Regent Street instead. They're probably not over-burdened with intelligence."
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"3.26pm: "Can you explain to me why Tour riders bother to have blood transfusions or to take extra testosterone when they will get caught?" asks Janice Morgan. "Or am I missing something here - do they sometimes manage to dupe the testing process?" I'm sure plenty of them manage to dupe the testing process, Janice, but seeing as I'm sitting outside my boss's office toking on a crack-pipe, you probably shouldn't ask me why they take so many risks. It's important to remember that these are men who choose to ride up the vast European mountain ranges for a living when they could get a job holding a sign pointing to "Subway" on Regent Street instead. They're probably not over-burdened with intelligence."