mike66: Äh, vilka pinsamt dåliga historier ni bjuder på ni tikare. Här kommer en som jag skrev alldeles nyss. Tyvärr var det en amerikansk penna så resultatet blev lite annorlunda.
"Dear Ann Landers, I have a problem. I have two brothers. One lives in Quebec and is an avid supporter of the Montreal Canadiens. The other brother has just been sentenced to death in the electric chair in Florida. My two sisters are both prostitutes and my father deals narcotics. Recently I met a woman who was just released from prison where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child. I want to marry this woman. My problem is: If I marry this woman, should I tell her about my brother who is the Montreal Canadiens fan?"
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Här kommer en som jag skrev alldeles nyss. Tyvärr var det en amerikansk penna så resultatet blev lite annorlunda.
"Dear Ann Landers,
I have a problem. I have two brothers. One lives in Quebec and is an avid supporter of the Montreal Canadiens. The other brother has just been sentenced to death in the electric chair in Florida. My two sisters are both prostitutes and my father deals narcotics. Recently I met a woman who was just released from prison where she
served time for smothering her illegitimate child. I want to marry this woman. My problem is: If I marry this woman, should I tell her about my brother who is the Montreal Canadiens fan?"