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På ett annat forum ställdes frågan "Vilket Album har du flest av?"
Jag ryckte på axlarna, och arrangerade den här bilden:

...och leder nu den inofficiella kukmätartävlingen med prick tio.

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och dom tydligen är barnalstrande.

Så lyd rådet från Sällskapsresan och använd kondom.

The following are all replies that women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.